Thought of you Friday... when I, City Woman, looked death in the face in the wilds of my own back yard where I was attacked by a giant, deadly water moccasin and then almost died of hypothermia, barely escaping with all my fingers and toes, before I could crawl back to the house.
My Dear Divine Muff,
I am, indeed, deeply flattered that you should think of me
at such a moving moment as your chance encounter with this
small fellow of my race. Why, I, in the face of such intimate contact
with fellow Reptilia would be quite delighted at such opportunity.
I cannot say the same for Mr. Croc, although, I must admit...
somwhat bashfully, that I-I-I have, over time, indoctrinated
him to the delights of Reptilia-dom... having, upon numerous occasions,
left small garter or grass snakes in such chance places as
he was sure to "find them"...and be surprised...I hasten to admit,
not with great affection, but with growing tolerance for their sudden
appearance in sock drawers and cardboard boxes on truck seats....
;-}>
I hope that you will, at your earliest convenience, offer my
warmest greetings to the reptilian occupant of your pool,
should you have the enjoyment of a further chance encounter.
Most sincerely yours,
The Lady Crocodile |
