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To: Clappy who wrote (862)12/5/2000 12:50:37 PM
From: Dealer  Read Replies (1) of 104145
 
Clappy! Give this to Drea. Please!

With the holidays coming, I thought you all could use
this.

FRUIT CAKE RECIPE

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon Jack Daniels

Sample the Jack Daniels to check for quality

Take a large bowl

Check the Jack Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality

Pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer;

Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl,

Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the Jack Daniels is still OK

Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it
loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Jack Daniels to check for tonsisticity

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares?

Check the Jack Daniels.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts,

Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something,

Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out of the window.

Check the Jack Daniels again.

Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
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