One problem with sufferers of flatulence is that they have the remarkable tendency to associate malodors with other people's ideas, objects and projects and undertakings even when these are squeaky 'clean'.
Hhhhmmm, seems to me this is rather revealing of the mindset of members of the flatulent gentry, eh?
BTW, flatulence is often caused if you eat too fast and swallow too much air. (This can happen if you get unnecessarily worked up by reading, say, FT's optimistic reports and the rosy outlook of some investors.
If you eat lots of beans, you will be full of beans with accompanying flatulence. Note that adding Beano to the beans before cooking them will reduce gaseous emissions. Note also that other common causes of "the winds" are carbonated beverages, smoking, chewing gum and talking with your mouth full of food.
Have you ever tried using garlic, catnip, angelica, licorice, coriander, chamomile tea, yogurt, blackberry, caraway, ginger and cinnamon? FYI&I, in India, flatulence is well tolerated and belching at meals is appreciated by the host. (This shows you appreciate the meal.)
Members of the flatulent society generally shun anything of a humorous nature because their (explosive) laughter will betray them and their butts in particular! <gggggggggggg> No wonder folks like you seem oh soooo very serious and pessimistic. Ever on guard for your butt, eh? From force of habit because of flatulence? |
