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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TGL WHAAAAAAAT! Alerts, thoughts, discussion.
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To: Jim Bishop who started this subject12/6/2000 7:05:16 PM
From: Patsyw  Read Replies (1) of 150070
 
Used to spend my time in the evenings researching but I'm not buying much these days. Really bored as I took an old poem and put a new twist on it. I can't believe I did this but here goes. ROTFLMAO (got it right this time)

When you are sad,............. I will get you
drunk and help you plot revenge against the market making bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue,.......... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you and we'll both cram it up the MM's ass.

When you smile,............ I'll know you finally
got laid and we'll both laugh because we know the MM's have to at least pay good money for some things. :)

When you are worried about the market I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining and I'll give you a piece of cheese to go with that whine.

When you are confused,........ I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick......... Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have but I will pay for a cab to drop you off at the MM's house because we both know they're not human so therefore they can't catch anything.

When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath............... I pledge till the end. I hate market makers but you are my friend.

Am I sick or what? LOL
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