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Pastimes : Scamelot, a dedicated thread to Cyto in Orlando

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To: Cytotekk who wrote (309)12/7/2000 4:16:31 PM
From: CIMA  Read Replies (1) of 349
 
Subject: Important Facts...


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now
that's more like it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want
to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at
home...maybe at work?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs
get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split
the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
its own weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did
taxpayers pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd
they find out, did they ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty
on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you
imagine?? And why pigs?)

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it
starves to death. (Creepy)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at
least pigs get a break there...)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still
want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, Geez) (That's almost
as bad as catfish)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some
people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that
too.)

After reading all these, all I can say is............. Lucky
Pigs...


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