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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

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To: PartyTime who wrote (105419)12/8/2000 11:43:29 AM
From: jlallen  Read Replies (1) of 769667
 
> Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

>

> Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Gore

> A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore

> On election day of his Presidential bout

> He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount

> ballots that is... punch cards... butterflies

> >

> Well the next thing you know they're countin' 'em

> again

> He lost a second time so he gave it all some spin

> They said Palm Beach is the place you oughta be

> So he hired legal experts from Tallahassee

> Florida that is... sunshine state... deadlocked

> >

> Well! the next thing you know they wanna change the

> rules

> And play around with votes cause they think we're

> fools

> They riled lotsa folks and they made a lotta fuss

> Till Cheney came along and started kickin' butts

> Buttocks that is... liberal hineys... left-wing

> tuchas

> >

> Al Gore whined that the system wasn't fair

> After countin' ballot holes that weren't even there

> Kate Harris said that the recount was a joke

> But that didn't stop the liberals from tallyin'

> votes

> Democrat votes that is... hangin' chad... dimpled

> ballots

> >

> Well the State Supreme Court gave Gore another break

> They let him count again cause the party was at

> stake

> But just when he thought that his dream was born

> anew

> The overseas votes gave it all to W

> George W that is... Texas Governor...

> President-elect

> >

> Now it's time to say good-bye to Al and all his kin

> He tried to steal some votes but it didn't help him

> win

> You're all invited over to his house in Tennessee

> To sit around and blubber at his pity-party

> Nashville that is... pout a while... have some sour

> grapes Ya'll have fun now... Ya Hear?
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