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Pastimes : POST TECH-DOTCOMBOMB DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP
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To: levy who started this subject12/8/2000 1:37:54 PM
From: silversoldier a/k/a SI Sy  Read Replies (1) of 71
 
Dear Dr Shrink:

Albeit not suffering from DCBD syndrome, I post this message seeking your assistance because of revelations made by one of your correspondents on this thread. I have been flummoxed by a female shark temptress, who shall remain anonymous. I was led to believe that chilled champagne and strawberries dipped in white chocolate awaited me. My belongings were packed and I was set to embark on a cyber adventure to the promised Sybaritic tryst. Alas, my worst fears have been realized. I was being lured to my destruction, for reasons beyond my ken. This temptress, who accuses one of her fellow finned female swimmers of being a harlot and tart for trying to alert me to the dangers of being destroyed by false female shark promises, chose this obscure thread to reveal she is planning to wed another, but is without funds to finance the reception. The weapon of choice, I was told, would be spike heeled footwear (a form of branding?). Tell me doctor, what shall I do? Am I being set up to provide the funds for the wedding, just because I was enthralled by her beauty and charm and am neither wiped out by the market nor suffering from DCBD syndrome? Oh, what shall I tell my friends about this debacle? Advise me, please!

I await your response...patiently,

Sy
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