Pops,More friday nite funnies! There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
- Hello?
- Honey, It's me.
- Sugar!
- Are you at the club?
- Yes.
- Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a
beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?
- What's the price?
- Only $1,500.00
- Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much...
- Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
- What price did he quote you?
- Only $60,000...
- OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
- Great!, before we hang up, something else...
- What?
- It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and...
I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the
house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...
- How much are they asking?
- Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have
that much in the bank to cover...
- Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?
- OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!
- Bye... I do too...
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand
while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
Does anyone know who this phone belongs to? Good Luck, Cavan |
