His proposal was that each month, we each are allowed one legal murder.
We developed something like that here in So Cal. It's called "the drive-by". It helps reduce the burgeoning ethnic-gang population, and provides lots of "Children are being SHOT!!" statistics for the ban-the-gun crowd. (I'd love to see them try to peel the hardware out of the hands of the local teen-gangsters. Yup, that would work.) There's definitely rules to this mayhem. You kill one of ours, we wait a few weeks then waste one or more of yours. I think it's written down in a book somewhere. Ammo should cite it in his paper: op cit El Baby Gangster's "We Don' Need No Stinkin' Bodges" Vol 1
As for the MacDonald's mass mayhem strategy that Ammo denigrates, well, there was such an incident in San Diego in the '80s. Some loon emptied a rifle inside the joint, perhaps in a Unabomber-style statement against the destruction of the Rainforest in order to raise beef. Or maybe he was just nuts. Whatever.
Anyway, my supervisor's 12 yr old kid was in that store when all hell broke loose, and this dude waited until the end of the day, some 6 hours later, to go see how he was. His unbridled ambition put an inconsequential afternoon at work ahead of any concern for his own kid. He was not a pleasant person to work for. |
