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To: V$gas.Com who wrote (43576)12/10/2000 5:56:23 PM
From: JWC   of 44908
 
Lot of people in the drug business in FLORIDA.

It is rumored that AL GORE has subpoenaed Santa Claus over some
"irregularities" that have been found on Christmas list handling
procedures.

After the recent Florida Supreme Court ruling ordered a third election
recount, Gore has allegedly said that "making a list and checking it
only
twice" cannot possibly discern the true wishes of the children.

And the part about "who has been naughty, and who has been nice" is
clearly

a value judgement that does not take into account the circumstances
surrounding such malfeasance.

Santa's list was obtained under the "Freedom of Information Act" and
immediately a boiler room call center was formed to call all children to
see if items listed on Santa's list were, in fact, the true desires of
the
kids.

Several indicated that they had intended to ask for Sony Playstations,
and
instead checked off Nintendo 64. Many of the children were emotionally
distraught and felt that the entire Christmas letter writing experience
was

outdated and "hard to understand".

In reviewing the post marks of the Christmas letters, it was found by
Democrat Canvassing officials that certain letters, particularly those
that

requested "G.I. Joe" dolls were not properly postmarked. Those letters
(obviously from Republican children) were thrown out.

Democrat officials have asked that Palm Beach, Broward and Dade County
children, each be contacted in person and have their requests review for
accuracy.

Santa Claus has indicated that there was not possibly enough time to get
to

each child by December 25.

The Florida Supreme Court is now considering postponement of Christmas
until December 30thm, to allow for a "full and accurate" list to be
compiled.
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