You are displaying a sadly predictable liberal attitude.
Friends!
Announcing the all-new SI-approved "Label 'em Liberal!"© labeling kit with the new version 2.0 e-z applicator! It's perfect for all your holiday gift giving needs! Just one kit supplies an endless supply of Liberal labels that anyone can begin applying instantly! And it's so fun and easy to do! No accuracy is necessary, just point and shoot! These labels are tested tough and guaranteed to stick anywhere and everywhere! And because it's so easy, you can apply as many as you like! Become The Label King of your domain!
Can't think of a reply? "Label 'em Liberal!"
Tired of pontificating? "Label 'em Liberal!"
Get headaches listening to NPR? "Label 'em Liberal!"
Get migraines thinking that $.05 of your tax dollars goes to support NPR? "Label 'em Liberal!"
Fed up with "The Media" because you know The Truth and they don't? "Label 'em Liberal!"
You favorite company in the dumper? "Label 'em Liberal!"
Get cornered on SI? "Label 'em Liberal!"
You sense someone doesn't recognize The Truth? "Label 'em Liberal!"
Feel the need to quickly dispatch with a touch a panache? Why but of course, "Label 'em Liberal!"
But there's much more. We all know "The Liberals" are center stage and bound for the destruction of everything good, moral and decent in this country and, for that matter, the world. Most of us here on SI recognize the real and present danger posed by "The Liberals" and we truly believe that this evil and sinister group, combining a total ignorance of fact, history and The Truth, must be exposed as these misguided souls they are! And that's exactly why we know you'll enjoy the SI-approved "Label 'em Liberal!"© labeling kit with the new version 2.0 e-z applicator! Not only will you have fun, but you'll be able to sleep well knowing you did your part to help with the weeding out process.
And now there's even more to our fantastic offer! As a Believer of Truth and a SI member, you are also entitled to the stylish Liberal Decoder Ring! With this special ring, you'll be able to let friends in on what you are really trying to say but can't in these frustratingly politically correct times! You'll amaze new friends and fellow SI brethren with what you're getting away with while keeping your hands squeaky clean and Ivory white at the same time! And look! With the Liberal Decoder Ring you can even cross-reference terms like "The Media" and "The Liberals"! because the Liberal Decoder Ring is that precise!
Please don't Tom DeLay! Order your complete SI-approved "Label 'em Liberal!"© kit with version 2.0 e-z applicator today and you'll be labeling just like the pros in no time! |
