A guy calls me up...
Tells me he want to lend me 100 million .....(that's dollars).
He says i don't have to put up any collateral.
Well actually...he wants a bank guarantee in a swiss bank.
He says....He'll give me up to 33 million if i give him the 67 million BG (that's bank guarantee)....he says...it's easy money...it's an easy game...i just have to say...blah blah blah (on paper)....(fabricate - blah blah blah) ...i say...that's a great deal...i'll probably be dead in a couple of years...and i can roll it every year until then...that's a great deal...i say....hey...if i'm a little afraid of being shot in the back of the head by some drug lord...or have my house burned down by some dude on a harley...is their any way i can protect my family that already left because they were afraid of some intenet nut raping and pillaging my pug...I'm sorry...the gig is up...Long Live (in the spirit of) AskJeeves and MSDW....MIPS,CMTN,RHAT,PSIX,MPPP,TBFC, CUST,PASA,ALLR,ISLD,CMGI,NAVI,INKT, AVNX,PHCM,ATHM,VMIX,TGLO,LCOS,TRRA,LOOK,IVIL,NSOL,VIAD,CMRC,PPRO,PCCLF,GNET,CMRC,SCOC,NPNT,RTHM,COVD,ARBA,...ect.....
Take Down The BERLIN WALL....
So i say...hey...i don't really have 33 million laying around under the sofa right now...but is there any way....i can help you sell all this *hot* money right now...Is their any way i could put up an exchange and sell this $hit for you....and he says...SURE man...I'll give you a CUT...I'll give you a NICE CUT...You can take my word on that BUDDY...he says.........Just do it...man...we don't need no stinkin' agreement...take my word on it...man. |
