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To: Connor26 who wrote (409)	12/14/2000 8:58:55 PM
From: bobby is sleepless in seattle	Read Replies (2) of 5732

ot...humor for the humbled... FOR MEN WHO ARE TIRED OF MALE BASHING JOKES: How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me.." How do you fix a woman's watch? You shouldn't have to. She has a spare on the oven and another on the Microwave. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,"I haven't eaten anything in four days. "She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son." A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautiful

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