On the subject of "jumping":
An airplane was about to crash and there were 5
> passengers left, but
>
> > only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Bill
> Clinton said, "I am
>
> > President of the United States and I have a great
> responsibility, being
>
> > the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a
> superpower, etc." So he
>
> > takes the first parachute and jumps out of the
> plane.
>
> > The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker,
> one the best NBA
>
> > Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me
> so I can't afford to
>
> > die." So he takes the second parachute and leaves
> the plane.
>
> > The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am
> the wife of the
>
> > President of the United States, a soon to be New
> York Senator, and
>
> > I am the smartest woman in the world." So she
> takes the third parachute
>
> > and exits the plane. The fourth passenger, Pope
> John Paul the second,
>
> > says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy
> scout, "I am old and
>
> > frail and I don't have many years left, so as a
> Christian gesture and
>
> > good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you
> take the last
>
> > parachute."
>
The Boy Scout said, "It's OK, there's a parachute
left for you. The
world's smartest woman took my backpack." |
