You have it all wrong....
The Chief of Staff is not a guy, no matter what. I think that I already gave that job to someone anyway. But I might have to do extensive "interviewing" for this job.
And where is the Head Secretary?
Doppler is Secretary of the interior.
Smithee is that general attorney or, you know....whatever Janet Reno is.
and we are going to make some changes, no more of these independent state governments with governors and congresscritters and such. I will have as many vice presidents as there are states and each one of them will head of a different state.
arno is veep of Alaska and is the Energy Secretary
Huck is veep of all of the states along the Mississippi river as well as Texas (we are going to combine them all into one state)
OMD is gonna whip those Floridians into shape
mph and Mr. Lucky are Queen and King of California
Smoothsail gets all of the Carribean islands except cuba and jamaica
Rich1 gets cuba and Jamaica
TLC gets all of the terrestrial planets and the moon, he will also do all of my speech writing.
Dana gets Colorado
Peach gets woodstock NY
Jeff Roberts is the secretary of Defense and does get a humvee
Gloop can be the secretary of state right up until he screws up.
Sherry, yes, she would make a good press secretary
Atin is the Technology Consultant
Pitera is most definitely going to be the Head Fed Reserve dood
The secret service is going to be a bit different. Gonna have an all hot babe contingent. Poet, Neenny, Diana, bp are up for the Secret Service, but may interview for the chief of staff position.
Augustwest is Chief of Festivities, Entertainment and Hallucinagens.
Slevin is VP in charge of New Jersey and Nevada, Chief of Gaming activities
JBC is the Agriculture and Transportation dood unless he wants another post
Junkyardawg will be one of the Fed Reserve governors under Pitera
OG is the Secretary of Water Resources
X-Joe-O gets his own nuclear sub
Horsegirl is in charge of all of those wild horses in Nevada and Utah and Montana
MKC is the Surgeon General
Nemer gets to annex Paris Tx and be the veep there, as well as Paris France (time to teach them some manners).
The CFZ thread members will be forced to live in the walled off prison city of El Monte, CA.
I'm sure I forgot a few deserving aspiring politicians, but remember, I have lots of states that I haven't assigned VPs to, so put in your requests. And just remember, when I get offed, all of you Veeps will be in line for the presidency. Winner will be determined by the winner of a steel cage mud wrestling match between all of the veeps. |
