On the first day of Christmas,
Al Gore gave to me,
A lawyer behind every tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
Al Gore gave to me,
Two conflicting standards, and
A lawyer behind every tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
Al Gore gave to me,
Three canvassing board members,
Two conflicting standards, and
A lawyer behind every tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Al Gore gave to me,
Four manual recounts,
Three canvassing board members,
Two conflicting standards, and
A lawyer behind every tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Al Gore gave to me,
Five hundred dimpled chads,
Four manual recounts,
Three canvassing board members,
Two conflicting standards, and
A lawyer behind every tree.
I am going to leave it there, it's a work in progress.
I think seven is "Seven State Court Justices."
Nine is "Nine Black-Robed Supremes."
Eleven is "Eleven Pouncing Pundits."
Twelve is "George Bush gave to me twelve cabinet members." |
