Sandintoes, thank you very much for the addresses of
certain loud-mouthed liberals about to depart for greener pastures. I am sure they will get many offers of help with the packing. I, personally, will not make such an offer, as I have serious alergic reactions to liberal stupidities of all stripes, and also to the odor of self-indulgent liars.
In the spirit of the day, tho, I am happy to provide the
future addresses of these travellers, in case anyone on this board happens to be in the neighborhood and would like to help them unpack.
Alec Baldwin
The North Pole, as it is the only place on earth where you can threaten to torture and murder a Congressman and his wife and his children, on national TV, and get away with it.
Martin Sheen
Moscow, USSR.....Because when he was mayor of Santa Monica it was renamed Soviet Monica.
Rosie O'Donnell
Wonderland, Down the Rabbit Hole.....As this is the only place, even in the imagination, where someone as stupid as O'Dumbhole could get her own show.
Barbra Streisand
Amsterdam.....As they need a new Queen, at the Bath-House, and a Jewish Diva one at that.
Whoopi Goldberg
Hell, Down the Big Stairs......If she is leaving the USA, she figures she might as well discover her roots.
Best Regards, Moose |
