OT: One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side
was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach
you to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
So the young man thought that he'd give it a go, and went
inside. Behind a small table inside was an old man, who
looked up when the young man entered and says, "Ah, you
must be here for the mind reading lessons."
"Er, yes," the young man said.
"Well, follow me, and I'll give you your first lesson."
Then the old man goes out the back of the tent and comes
back with a hose. "Here, hold this hose," he said.
"Why?" said the young man.
"It's part of the lesson," replies the old man, "Now, look in the
end and tell me what you see."
So the young man looks into the end of the hose, and only
sees darkness. "I don't see anything," he tells the old man.
Just then the old man turns on a tap, and the hose shoots
water into the young man's face.
"I just knew you'd do something like that." the young man
shouts at the old man.
"There. You are now a mind reader!" the old man replies,
"That'll be 50 dollars." |
