Knock Knock Knock!
Bush: Yoo-Hoo Y'all. Let me in, I'm ready to transition. KNOCK KNOCK.
Night Watchman: Yo, what are you doing making all that racket.
Bush: Let me in, I have to transition. I'm the President reject, .. EEE-lect. Now let me in!
Night Watchman: Sorry Mr. elect, but the transition team moved to the new offices in downtown Washington D.C.
Bush: What? Laura! did you hear about this. Cheney's moved the offices. This is worse than when he moved the outhouse at the ranch. Well, lets get over there.
Huff Puff Huff Puff,
Bush: Whew, well here we are. Where's Cheney? Dick! Dick! Let me in, it's George Bush. George! Yes, Junior.
Cheney: George, it's so nice to see you in Washington again.
Bush: Well, I had to come in to talk to Mr. Greenjeans. I though you could help me
figure out what to say.
Cheney: There are lots of self-help books over at the Library of Congress.
Bush: Well where is the self help section?
Cheney: If I told you that it would defeat the whole purpose, now wouldn't it?
Bush: Maybe I'll go to my office and ask Contradina Rice about this Mr. Greenjeans. Is
he some kind of environmentalist? Where is my office.
Cheney: I'm having it cleaned, I know you like to come out fighting, and to do so you
need a corner to come out of, so I decided to let you have that office in the White House with 4 good corners. I'll take the round one.
Bush: Gee Dick, you're always looking out for me.
Cheney: Yeah, I've got a good heart. |
