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To: Al Collard who wrote (2228)12/18/2000 8:09:47 PM
From: Al Collard  Read Replies (1) of 4065
 
OT: laugh of the day!!!

Dear Abby,

I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the
suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in
Baltimore, is married to a transvestite.
My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing
and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other
two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
The other brother is currently held at Clifton T. Perkins Psych
Prison on charges of incest with his three children.
I recently became engaged to a Thai prostitute who lives in the
Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. However,
her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with
her as a working manager.
I hope my two sisters will want to join our team. At least it would
get them off the street and hopefully the heroin.
Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to
bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for George Bush?

Signed,
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