joke before we tank again.
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there
sipping
> > >his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the
cowboy
> > >and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
> > >He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
horses,
> > >mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am."
> > >She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
> > >soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower,
> > >watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
> > >A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and
asked
> > >him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
> > >He replied, "I always thought I was, but this morning I just found out I'm a
> > >lesbian."
> > > |
