LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
I wonder what last night would have been if you had been around !!!!
I do not think I could had laughed any harder !!!
As to your question and comments:
Just between you and me,
Yeah right... do you know how to use PM's -gg- I have not checked the status of the LWP on the hot list yet, but you are NUTZ if you think I am about to respond in this public thread to your questions/comments.
As it is Aunt Karen thinks I am the one getting "kicked out" of every thread...
Well allright, in spite of my natural shyness, I will say this...
I used to play soccer a lot, and that was the only time in which at times [more specifically, when I got hit by the ball in that very sensitive area -gg-], I wished men would be built differently. It was tremendously painful.
The worst part, and if you watch a soccer game, pay attention to this: When there is a free kick nearby the goal, (not a Penalty shot). Usually this is the result of a foul or hand ball, the attacking team has the right to stop play and place the ball where the infraction was committed.
If the location is say, within reachable distance to the goal area, then the defensive team (which at times I played --I was a sweeper, and a lot of time is spent on defense, as such), places a human barrier between the ball and the goal area.
well..... guess what ? many of the offensive players when they get to kick the ball, instead of "sportingly" aiming for the goal, they will kick the damned ball as hard as they can, (and you are a mere 11 steps away from the firing point), directly at you... [I know because I used to do it but only in revenge -gggg-]
So understandably (and this is what you want to watch on TV -gg-), you will see all the players on that barrier, with their hands well placed as protector cup in that sensitive area... it is actually funny to look at them -ggg- with fear in their eyes at times --and you would have it too--.
I was in such barrier many times, and believe me even if the ball does not hit you in that part, it hurts like hell, now if they hit you there, sometimes in spite of the hand protection... oh my... you drop as if you were hit by a torpedo. Then it takes you a good 5 to 10 minutes to get back up to full speed.
As for the rest... nope, not a bother at all, you go about your business with no worries at all, I use the type of underwear that keeps me snug, so no dangling for me -gg- [and size is NO problem either -ggg-]
Having said that... the real problem is when you know... you get well... you know what I mean... Then it is tricky, you have to kind of walk funny. In my case is kind of... particularly lately, the frequency is well... more frequent... -ggg-.
Ok that's it no more, I will leave it to your very productive imagination.
Actually, i have always wondered about the female architecture. Talk about "dangling" those breasticles must be some sort of joy/curse kind of thing... not to mention bicycle and horse back ridding the effects must be exotic at worst !! -ggg-
So, now I will turn it around and ask you about those, I am sure misconceptions of mine -gg- |
