Some thoughts from Debbie DD
Aside from making it difficult to sleep on your stomach, or the fear of breast cancer, there are few drawbacks to breasts. I feel so sorry for men with their plumbing all dangling there outside making them vulnerable. Skinny dipping in cold water makes breasts stand at perfect attention. Pity the poor men! Their poor little parts as shrunken and shrivelled as raisins are to grapes.
Breasts are power. Insecure women distrust busty women. Breasts make most men stupid/er. You can be big breasted and ugly, big breasted and mean, big breasted and stupid, or big breasted and mean stupid and ugly, and men want em. No price is too high. In fact I think most men don't mind being treated like the dirty dogs they are by a big breasted woman. Am I being clear enough here? This is not something I read in a book.
You may have noticed yourself doing what I am about to describe, but I doubt it. Men talk to breasts. I may be discussing any damn thing with a man, but often they are staring at my breasts as if my breasts were going to answer them. They will nod and talk away without ever making eye contact with me. Sometimes I bend over and make eye contact and wave, HelllOOO!
For god's sake they are just glands. What pisses me off is men that are grossed out when they think about women nursing. They don't like to think of their sex objects as mothers any more than they like to dwell upon their mothers as sex objects. I don't mind being ogled, and I have a great time at Mardi Gras, always bring home lots of beads, if ya know what I mean, but jeezus, let's not totally block out what they're for.
Now penis envy is something I could never understand. I think it is more likely that men would have uterus envy. Jealous of women's apparently mystical ability to bring forth life and food, they are excluded from all but the briefest part of conception. We let them give bottles, and invite them into the delivery room, but we have deeper bond with the offspring. A woman always knows who her children are. Barring genetic testing, a man can never be quite sure.
These would be awkward tho' <G>
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