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Strategies & Market Trends : VOLTAIRE'S PORCH-MODERATED

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To: Dealer who started this subject12/31/2000 6:32:17 AM
From: horsegirl48  Read Replies (2) of 65232
 
A MUST READ< VERY FUNNY!!!
LIVING IN ILLINOIS
Aug 1
Moved to my new home in Ill.It is so beautiful here. The country is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow.
I Love it here!

Oct.14
Ill. is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They r so graceful. Certainly they r the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.
I Love it here!

Nov.11
Deer season will open soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon.
I Love it here!

Dec2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today ( I won) When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony.
I Love it here!

Dec.12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again, that rascal. A winter wonderland.
I Love it here

Dec. 19
Snow again last night. Couldnt get out of the driveway to get to work on time. I'm exchausted from shoveling. Fu--ing
snowplow

Dec22
More of that white shi- fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That Assh---!

Dec25
White Xmas my busted Arse Mother Fu----- snow. If i ever get my hands on that son of a ----- who drives that snowplow I swear I will castrate the idiot. Why dont they use more salt on the ice?

More of the same last night. Been inside since Xmas day except when snowplow harry comes by cant go anywhere. My car is buried in a mountain of white sh--, another 10" tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10'' is?

Jan1
Happy Fu----g New year. The weatherman was wrong. (again). We got 34" of snow. At this rate it wont melt to July4th. The snowplow got stuck down the road and sh-- for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the sh-- he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his fuc---- head.

Jan.4 finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of me and I hit the fuc---. did about 3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last Nov.

May3

Took the car to the garage today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the salt they keep dumping on the roads.

May10
Moved to Calif. today I cant imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Illinois
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