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To: Jim S who wrote (19)	1/1/2001 3:47:32 AM
From: ManyMoose	of 6879

Well, all you guys in 2001 land: I've still got 45 minutes of 2000 left. And it's George W. Bush's year tomorrow. Here's the last bear story of the year. Once upon a time there were three bears: A baby bear, a momma bear, and a papa bear. Somebody had eaten up all their porridge and tried to make them join a government-regulated HMO. Then somebody shut down the government and blamed it on the Republicans. Somebody shot all their cruise missiles at the Chinese Embassy without giving the defense department the budget to replace them. Somebody sent soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen every which way into harm's path without a clear mission. All the animals in the forest who couldn't do their own thinking thought this was the greatest. But the three bears weren't fooled. And when somebody messed with their natural right of self defense the three bears started to get angry. When the three bears found that somebody had soiled the carpet in their very own oval bear den they resolved that this should never happen again. And on the stroke of midnight, December 31, 2000, the three bears realized that in less than three weeks they would be rid of somebody for ever and ever. They were so ecstatic that they shot off fireworks all over the world. The end."

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