In the truth is stranger than fiction category, the region's largest sports talk radio station (which I listen to throughout the day), WFAN, has been running ads non-stop for months for a product called the Tecno AO from TecnoZone. It's being hawked by the Jemal brothers, the same pair that founded the Nobody Beats the Wiz chain (and drove it into bankruptcy).
Here is the FAQ:
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FAQ
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Product Description
The TECNO AO electromagnetic bioprotectionoscillator is an almond shaped disk that is 1.2 inches long and attaches to the casing of your cell phone or pager. It emits a magnetic oscillation that may counter the potentially harmful effects of the radiation produced by cell phones.
It contains an electromagnetically charged micro-crystalline solution that is non-toxic, non-radioactive and non-ionizing. It emits oscillating alpha waves, without a conventional electric power supply, at an extremely low range of frequencies and at a low intensity.
Instructions for Use
It's very simple. Just open the package, peel off the paper from the self-adhesive sticker and attach to your phone. That's all there is to it. It doesn't need any batteries or any other conventional power supply.
Removing and Replacing
You can easily remove the shield from one phone and put it on another. Just peel it off, apply an adhesive and attach to your new phone.
How it Works (in short)
The TECNO AO oscillator emits a compensatory signal that helps counter the effects of electromagnetic radiation. The electrical fields of the human brain and the cells of the body resonate to this signal. The signal acts like a tuning fork and keeps the body's electrical fields at optimum functionality. The TECNO AO device aids the human body in maintaining a biocompatible field. More
Why Would I Buy this Product?
There is a building controversy about the safety of cell phones and other devices, such as computer monitors. And while the research has not been conclusive, studies show that electromagnetic pollution can be implicated in the breaking of DNA in cells, heightened stress related symptoms that can weaken the immune system, and as a cause of many illnesses, including possibly cancer. TECNO AO may be the only technology that has shown in scientific studies the ability to counter the effects of cell phone radiation on biological tissues.
It may take years to develop the full scientific proofs, but TECNO AO is a step you can take today that may be able to protect you.
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Here's the UK version replete with Mission Impossible theme song!
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- Jeff |
