Nokia Phone? CDMA? Better watch your phone.
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club
after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of
the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
- "Hello?"
- "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
- "Ummm, yes."
- "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are & I just saw this
beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it, please?"
- "What's the price?"
- "Only $15,000.00."
- "Well, OK, go ahead & get it, if you like it that much..."
- "Ahhh..... & I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership & saw the brand new
2001 models. I saw one I really liked & spoke with the salesman & he gave me
a really good price......& since we really need to exchange the BMW that we
bought last year........."
- "What price did he quote you?"
- "Only $60,000..."
- "Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
- "Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing......"
- "What's that ?"
- "Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling your
bank account & ...... ummm...... well, I stopped by the real estate agent
this morning & saw that house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront
property..."
- "So, how much are they asking?"
- "Only $850,000 - a magnificent price.....& I see that we have that much in
the bank to cover..."
- "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?"
- "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
- "Bye...I do too..."
The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head & closes the phone's flap.
Then he holds the phone up & asks to all those present: "Hey, does anyone
know who this phone belongs to?" |
