friday's funnies teaser...
########## Someting Exciting ##########
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find
out about something exciting and relate it to the class
the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their
reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call on little Johnny, knowing that
he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his
turn came...
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and,
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't
figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report or why
the dot was exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting
about a period?"
"Damned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my
sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack,
Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
haw haw haw...
pops |
