Subject: The Boat is Ready!
Attention all disenfranchised liberals:
Would Alex Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnel, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and all other liberals who previously announced they would leave the country if George Bush was elected President, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Good Ship Lollipop which has been commissioned to take you to your new home.
The Florida Supreme Court will hold a farewell parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties before your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years.
Your captain is Bill Clinton, your cruise director is Al Gore. Joe Lieberman will be your purser and Monica Lewinsky is your recreation director. Your primary job, while self-exiled, will be to pound sand until such time as you realize your worthless bleeding heart liberal
ways and gain a grasp on reality - which may be never for some of you losers.
If you have any questions about your final destination, please direct your comments to Hillary, she's staying behind and will be in charge of whining liberals for the next four years. |
