Re: Dogs are better.
There are two kinds of people in the world: creeps and assholes. Notwithstanding the fact that there are "creep" breeds( eg.Lhasa, greyhound)and asshole breeds(shepherd, pitbull)for the most part dogs are for assholes while cats are for creeps. There are creep jobs(software engineer, accountant, medical)and asshole jobs(construction, cops, bartender-although a gay bartender would be an exception): creep foods(anything French, spicy stuff, Cantonese, vegetables that smeel bad when cooking, Tofu)and asshole foods(beef, anything Italian, anything barbequed, Greek): creep sports(soccer, baseball)and asshole sports(need I say football, horseracing); creep ways to die(cancer, stroke) and asshole ways to die(auto accident, heart attack on a bus).
Should I go on? So you see, dogs are not better. They are just different.
PS: I'm a creep. |
