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Politics : The Left Wing Porch

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To: epicure who wrote (2847)1/11/2001 1:33:52 AM
From: techguerrillaRead Replies (1) of 6089
 
Decatification is a great idea

The issue of cats comes up in my list of characteristics I seek in single women for that possible "phantom" relationship.

The Do's:
(1) U2 (the greatest band in history)
(2) Rollercoasters (are you reading, Annette?)
(3) Hockey (the greatest sport)
(4) Motorcycles
(5) Cooking (I love to cook, especially with U2 playing)
(6) Men (most women really don't want them around)

The Don'ts:
(1) Own two or more cats!!!!!!!!!!
(2) Color your hair noticeably (have you seen that crazy shade of red or, better yet, silver blond?)
(3) Disguise your age (regularly a mystery, isn't it?)
(4) Get regular manicures
(5) Workout compulsively
(6) Astrology!! (what a joke)

Just porchin'
/john

P.S. Dedogification is just as merited
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