Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to
wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar,
drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a
sandwich,begins to cough.
After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.
"Kin yaaaaaaa swaaaaaller"? asks one of the cowboys.
No, the woman shakes her head.
"Kin yaaaaaa "breeeed?" asks the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head No again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the
back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue
from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.
This shocks the
woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins
to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a
drink of his beer.
His partner says,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there
Hind Lick Maneuver, but, I never did seen anybody do it." |
