What a surprise! DELL up $1.50, CPQ up .18. Such a crappy showing from the crappy joke, aka CPQ, calls for another crappy blonde joke. Hmmmmmm.... maybe she should apply for the ceo's job at CPQ.
A guy took a blonde out on a date one night. Eventually
they ended up parked at 'lovers point' where they started
making out. After things started to progress, the guy
thought he might get lucky. After a few more minutes of
fooling around, he asked his date, "Do you want to get
into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answered.
Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off and the windows are
steamed. Things are getting really hot, so he asks again.
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answers again.
Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and
she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she
HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks
again.
"NO!" she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands, "Well, why not?"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!" |
