PP I found the history on some of your cousins.
"For some time many of us wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!!"
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who
married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They together
had one son whom they named Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt maried Noe. The deeply religious couple produced
six children, Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins Deep and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later married Ted Sherlock, and because her children with Jack were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then
known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, where
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announce the Schit-Happens nuptials. The Shit-Happens children were
Dog, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. he recently
returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schit. (hahahaha)
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schit", you can correct
them.
Jim |
