Oh, I will return in September 2002. And many times between now and then.
Actually, upon further reflection, I realize how much you folks would miss my satirical retorts to your demonstrably false assertions, inconsistencies, frequent hypocrisy and confused reasoning. You folks make it so easy, I just find it impossible to resist.
Also, Tom, I thought that my ability to write in complete and grammatically correct sentences might help you in your ongoing efforts in that area.
Tom, since you are such a big fan of amusing sites, I thought this one, demonstrating GW's high-tech approach to keeping informed and organized, would be of interest to you.
thecomedylab.com
Also, I heard GW's first official order today was "OK people, get workin' on stuff." Have you been able to confirm that? |