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Here is something a little more uplifting than today's price action in cpq.
Michael Capellas ("MC"), Michael Dell ("MD") and Lou Gerstner ("LG") are so fed up with the computer business they decide to apply for an IT job opening at the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is
one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI.
The head FBI agent takes MC into a private
room. He hands him a gun and says, "Go into that room
and kill your wife." MC says, "No way," and
leaves FBI headquarters.
LG goes through the same proceedings. He
walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife
decides that she is worth more than a good job, and
he, too, refuses.
Finally, MD is given the gun and told to
kill his wife. He walks into the second room and six
shots are heard. A few seconds later, the head FBI
agent hears crashing and banging from the room. After
a few minutes, MD comes out of the room. "What
happened?" asks the FBI agent.
"Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks... I had to
kill her with the chair." |
