A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on first hole when a second
fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that
he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.
Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy
says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, you about we play for a five a
hole?"
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like
to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins the rest of
the holes and as they're walking off of the eighteenth hole, and
while counting his $80.00, he confesses that he's the pro at a
neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local
Catholic Church, to which the second fellow gets all flustered and
apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money.
The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square, and I was
foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to
you?"
The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make
a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by after Mass,
I'll marry them for you." |
