Speaking of 'contests'..
> A couple has a dog that snores.
Annoyed because she
> > can't sleep, the Wife goes to the vet to see if
he can
> > help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around
>
> the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
> >
> >
"Yeah right!" she says.
> >
> > A few minutes after going to
bed, the dog begins
> > snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns,
unable to sleep.
> > Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet
and
> > grabs a piece of ribbon And ties it carefully around the
dog's
> > testicles.
> > Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring.
> >
> > The woman is amazed!
> > Later that
night, her husband returns home drunk from
> > being out with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls
> > asleep, and begins snoring
loudly.
> >> > The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will
>
> work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of
> >
ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles.
> >
> >
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps
> > soundly. He wakes
from a drunken stupor and
> > stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands
in front of
> > the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a
blue
> > ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused,
>
> and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red
> > ribbon
attached to his dog's testicles.
> > He shakes his head and looks at
the dog and says,
> > "I don't know where we were or what we
did,
> > but, by God, we got first and second place.
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