GZ:
A friend of mine became a Born Again Christian, stopped drinking,and began of life of
service to try to save the world. She would travel the world, giving lectures on the evils
of drinking and the devastation booze has on people's lives. Accompanying her on these
trips was Henry Hopper, drunk of the worst kind. Henry would stand on the stage, shaking
and otherwise demonstrating the horrible effects of alcohol. His speech was slurred, his
brain reduced to about 15% of average, about that of a Florida voter. His body emitted
horrible odors and his appearance would revolt, but enlighten the audience.
Unfortunately, Henry succumbed to illness, and has gone on to his reward. After a
thorough search, it was decided to ask you to take his place on future crusades. I
hope you will make yourself available, and answer this call.
Bob
New Insult Champ, helping the downtrodden |
