At least the Clinton crowd had a sense of humor. Too bad it was at our expense.
BILL CLINTON'S CLASSY WHITE HOUSE STAFF--NOT!
Matt Drudge is reporting this morning that the missing letter "W" on White House computer keyboards is just the tip of the iceberg. According to Drudge's sources, the Bush administration has quietly launched an investigation into apparent acts of vandalism and destruction of federal property. One Bush advisor said the damage Bill Clinton's staff left goes "way beyond pranks, to vandalism."
What they've found so far:
Phone lines have been cut.
Voice mail greetings have been changed to obscene ones. One Bush staffer whose grandmother called was rather surprised by what she heard on the line.
Many phone lines were misdirected to other government offices.
Desks were found turned upside-down and trash was deliberately left everywhere.
Computer printers were filled with blank paper that was interspersed with pornographic pictures and obscene slogans that were found only as the printers spat out pages.
Some "W" keys were glued onto keyboards with super glue, or turned upside down and then glued on.
Filing cabinets were glued shut.
Lewd graffiti was scrawled in magic marker on one office hallway.
The vice president's office space in the Old Executive Office Building
was found in a shambles. Tipper Gore had to call Mrs. Cheney to apologize.
Hey --- it doesn’t stop there.
Air Force 1 --- the multi-multi-million dollar Boeing 747 used to shuttle the President around the world. An Air Force steward assigned to Air Force 1 has told the Washington Times that the aircraft was “stripped bare” on Clinton’s “farewell” flight from Washington to New York. When the Clintonistas got off the airplane in New York they took with them all of the porcelain china, the silverware, salt and pepper shakers, blankets and pillow cases, all of which bore the presidential seal.
What infantile, juvenile, immature behavior! It's like dealing with a child who gets destructive when he doesn't get what he wants. This is totally in keeping, though, with the degree of respect that Bill Clinton and his minions showed for this country and its institutions while he was occupying the White House. I guess we should expect no less from a man who could defile the Oval Office the way Clinton did, and those who supported and protected him. |
