OT: Politically related. Read at your own risk.
> > Bush's Acceptance Speech (first draft)
> >
> > My fellow Americans, it's about x3@%*^! time. All you liberals Can just
>kiss my big, white Texas @$$ if you think I'm gonna spew a boatload
>of bipartisan bullshit. Let's set the record straight here. I won, damnit.
> > Hell, I won FOUR OR FIVE TIMES, you stupid bastards. We got the >
>presidency, we got Congress, and by the end of four years we'll have even >
>more of the Supreme Court. The Republicans are here, and we're gonna
>show you how it's done.
> > Ya'll want me to reach across party lines now? How 'bout I reach
>across and bitch-slap all your sorry-liberal-monkey-asses? How'd ya like
>that?
>Don't get me wrong, here. The sense of satisfaction I'm feeling right
>now isn't that I've won-it's that I won't have to listen to Al Gore bitch
>and moan about "letting every vote count". The only reason this went as far
>as it did is because you Democrats have a playground crybaby as
>your poster-boy, and I for one am glad I won't have to see him on TV
>anymore.
> > This might sound snippy, Mr. Gore, but as we used to say in
>the sandlot...LOSERS WALK!!! As I said in my campaign, I promised to be
>a president who Focuses on education. My first task as President will be
>to start and educational program for all you Florida-idiots who can't tell
>your elbow from your asshole or how to poke a stylus through the
>right hole.
> > I don't get you liberal Democrats: when we're talking about Bill
>Clinton and some office whore, you say that lack of penetration doesn't
>count; but when it comes to ballots, lack of penetration DOES count. You
>want a solution to this problem? Take some Viagra, you old farts, and
>finish what you started next election. Until then, I want to ask you just
>one question: "Who's yer daddy???" And so I humbly accept the office
>of President of these United States.
> >
> >
> > Thank you |
