An FMO Story
by: ho_chi_momma 01/31/01 08:12 am EST
Msg: 13054 of 13078
There once was a company named FMO,
Whose earnings made the analyists crow,
Then along came Snell,
Soon things went to hell,
And we all had to listen to Congo.
Things then went from bad to worse,
And there was that pesky asbestos curse,
Red ink was flowing,
The economy was slowing,
Will they take FMO out in a hearse?
Yes, soon there was talk of BK,
And lots of "I told you so's" from rsinj,
The outlook was bleak,
Negative posts at their peak,
Where was Uncle Carl to save the day?
But from the gloom emerged fmo_shark,
Whose TA seemed right on the mark,
We all shouted with glee,
As the shorts started to flee,
"FMO to 12!" zennagirl harked.
So alas my friends, don't be pissed,
Even though earnings will yet again be missed,
As spook would say,
"FMO will make us rich some day",
Or something like that - you get my jist.
This is what results when you're on a long flight and your laptop freezes.
Have a nice day!
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