Letter from Jesse Jackson:
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation
of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation
to give an explanation to the population for my
act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for
the anticipation of sexual
gratification, that I could not obtain through
masturbation, which resulted in my fornication.
I accepted her invitation, and provided her with
excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication,
and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid
inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination.
She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination,
in spite of her fascination with variation. This
has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation
and provocation of the media has resulted in my
humiliation, denigration, and degradation. My wife
is considering castration, which would require
my hospitalization. Pray that this matter will
find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation
so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate
vocation will not result in revocation and termination.
I hope this proclamation has provided illumination
and verification and will prohibit further provocation.
Sincerely, |
