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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank

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To: epicure who wrote (4043)2/1/2001 5:15:58 PM
From: briskit  Read Replies (1) of 82486
 
A Little Tune for the campfire

The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
>(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
>
>Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
>His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
>He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
>But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
>DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
>
>Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
>He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
>He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
>And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
>Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
>
>Come November 7, the election ran late.
>Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
>"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
>So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their
>holes.
>Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
>
>Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
>Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
>"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
>And that's how George finally got his coronation.
>Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
>
>Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?
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