> George W. Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. > After > drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could > use > his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a > solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the > > urinal. "Just think, " he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a > gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the > White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his > discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the > President had a gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting > ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who > pi$$ed > in your saxophone!" |