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To: d_r who wrote (44520)2/3/2001 10:48:06 AM
From: JRSwails  Read Replies (1) of 44908
 
OT: Mathematics

> > > > MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

> > > > SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

> > > > GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

> > > > HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

> > > > MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.

> > > > APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

> > > > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

> > > > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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