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Pastimes : Clown-Free Zone... sorry, no clowns allowed
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To: eddie r gammon who wrote (64607)2/5/2001 7:56:20 AM
From: Tom Smith  Read Replies (1) of 436258
 
Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

11. No one ever steals your chair.

10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

7. So that - with a little help from Muzak - you can add "Exotic
Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human
Resources.

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

..and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
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