Mike,
No problem! : ) If PNL can't give us news, at least I can give us jokes! Read on...
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> A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar
> because, he announces, his wife has just produced "a
> typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
>
> Congratulations showered him from all around, and
> many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. A woman faints
> due to sympathy pains.
>
> Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.
>
> The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the
> typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
> How much does he weigh now?"
>
> The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds,"
>
> The bartender is puzzled, "Why? What happened? He
> already weighed 25 pounds at birth."
>
> The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck
> Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,
> leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had
> him circumcised." |
