Hi Thomas,
Thanks for the weiner's list for Bulwer-Lytton's logomachy quest. :) Mayhaps you have a URL to share on that one? The www.bulwer-lytton.com site seems neglected.
Here' some from the archives that I found to be meritricious in a maundering, maudlin sort of whey....
"Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was
sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body,
which was as warm as seatcovers in July, her hair as dark as new tires,
her eyes flashing like bright hubcaps, and her lips as dewy as the beads
of fresh rain on the hood; she was a woman driven - fueled by a single
accelerant - and she needed a man, a man who wouldn't shift from his
views, a man to steer her along the right road: a man like Alf Romeo."
"The hair ball blocking the drain of the shower reminded Laura she would
never see her little dog Pritzi again."
"It could have been an organically based disturbance of the brain -
perhaps a tumor or a metabolic deficiency - but after a thorough
neurological exam it was determined that Byron was simply a jerk."
Best, Ray |
