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Politics : Formerly About Advanced Micro Devices
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To: Scumbria who wrote (131809)2/7/2001 2:18:25 AM
From: pgerassi  Read Replies (1) of 1580041
 
Dear Scumbria:

/* Program scumbria.c */

main()
{
char *Moans[] = {
"Reagan Caused $5 Trillion Debt".
"Reagan Overspent $5 Trillion",
"Reagan Bush Caused $5 Trillion",
"Clinton Greatest President",
"I'm Scared",
"Bush Stupid",
.
.
.
"No Need To Use ANWAR",
"You have a big imagination" };

main(int argc, char **argv)
{
double index = 0;
int state = 0;
char *message;

while (state >= 0) {
fgetmessage(stdin, message);
switch MessageCategory {
case IDLE:
index = 0;
SendMessage(Moans[index]);
break;
case GOTRESPONSE:
index++;
SendMessage(Moans[index]);
break;
case GOODRESPONSE:
SendMessage(Moans[index]);
break;
default:
case REFUTEDBUTGOOD:
index = floor(random() * (NUM_MOANS - 1));
SendMessage(Moans[index]);
break;
.
.
.
case HEREALLYGOTME:
index = NUM_MOANS - 1;
SendMessage(Moans[index]);
index = floor(random() * (NUM_MOANS - 1));
sleep(3600); /* Hope He Goes Away */
break;
}
}
GoOffInToFunk();
}

SendMessage(char *message)
{
PostSIAMDThread(AddVerbage(message));
}

When you get tagged by a good post, you punt Scumbria.

Notice: TCLOART

Pete
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